accompanying lj post with thoughts/lyrics
ok lyrics below by request
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INTRO (IMPROV) FIRST VERSE yo man, let me pose a hypothetical about a girl you didn't know would end up being so incredible and then you realize you're on the spot, with one shot, what would you do? well let me i tell you how not to it was a hundred degrees, until she upped the heat at least ten times, surprise! you know the deal hands shakin, shaky smile she must have had laser vision cuz i was melted by her eyes ok, that was corny, but this ain't no joke cuz i was dirty, homeless, and motherFUCKIN broke and then i realized i had one shot, what would you do? well i'm tellin you how not to CHORUS words cannot describe how much i wanted to fuck myself up but i'll know now what i'll be missing if i ever miss you again SECOND VERSE the show's about to go and when it's over you can go home i mean go roam fuck man way fuckin to go whatever it'll be over soon but the story changed as soon as we left the room i don't know what pulled me away from that runaway train i guess the tracks turned the same way mayday! i need a medic, stat i just told her about dallas! it don't get much worse than that and that's that, but strangely enough, that was the turnaround this is going so bad that it don't matter now see, it gets worse before it gets better, "at least you're laughing man, you're havin fun, now go and get her" and now that's what i'm talkin about, keepin' it real and i put her on the spot stephen, show her how i feel and then i left feelin like a million bucks a true playa knows they ain't no such thing as luck but what the fuck, first cue the laugh track i laughed so much thought i was gonna have a heart attack too many jokes to mention, i'm gonna lose focus don't even get me started on the awkward moments i'm thinkin daniel please to the head of the class so as your walkin up i can check out dat ass your lioness is banging mad crazy hip swinging through what did i leave hanging? yo, this is how not to CHORUS the day after i had the tingles i must have cringed every five minutes i'll know now what i'll be missing if i ever miss you again THIRD VERSE i guess it went well, cuz i ended with a place to sleep all i had planned for that time was countin sheep i was worried bout what would happen that night but yo, [i forgot to write this line] i didn't want to touch her i didn't want to kiss her i didn't want to love her i didn't want to miss her and here i'm thinking, "man i gotta to finish what i started" but hey, let me tell you a secret THAT'S RETARDED. that wasn't just some girl man, and that ain't right that coulda been the best time of your life! it already was! so what the fuck was i doing? not letting my love for romance get down to it and i don't mean doing the deed i ain't a playa just a shining knight with a noble steed, not thinking! thinking too much? that's what i do this really IS the story of how not to. CHORUS i wanted to just take my balls and put them in a blender now i know what i'll be missin if i ever miss you again FOURTH VERSE so that's my story, wasn't it a sad one? cuz the rest of the trip, well let's just say it was a bad one. and don't get started on the train ride the closest i'll ever get to suicide so if i ever get the chance to see her again well, this time i won't have some dumb fuckin plan to "protect" myself, of course i fucking wrecked myself well anyway, this is what i'd say i'd say i never met another girl smarter than me which means a lot cuz it dont get much hotter than me but you know i am the most sickest mc and that's why you're gonna have another good time with me we're gonna eat dem eggos and turn dat volume up yo whadup dick wolf, yo amy, shut the fuck up! fuck girl, you know you just scratched the surface, and i did too, that's why meetin you's my life purpose and yo they call me tough butter cause i'm on a hard roll i beat nick lachey in a tabloid pole it was us magazine if you must know and it was not about looks, it was about flow which i guess makes sense since he doesn't rap hold on a second, i forgot what i was getting at well anyway, if it all goes wrong i guess i'll i have to remember you with this song but i know it shouldn't be that way so come on, skip class for me, what do you say besides, what's the point of a poly sci degree ok i'm gonna quit while i'm still behind let me tell you, i've been trying to push you outta my mind but i know that would be a big mistake and the offer still stands all i wanna do is see you again OUTRO (IMPROV) |